Trailer Park Goblins 3: A Humorous LitRPG Slice-of-Life Adventure by Micky Carre

Author:Micky Carre [Carre, Micky]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: anonymous
Published: 2025-09-29T00:00:00+00:00

17

I glanced over at our new construction on my way out. The concrete was curing nicely and would be ready in a day or two for us to start on the walls. I still wasn’t entirely sure how the building would wind up; I was just planning on winging it. To be honest, so far it had worked out pretty well.

Blerg pushed a pile of dirt and sod to the side, then put his bulldozer back on the track. He was making great progress. Like, insanely good progress.

A horn honked in the distance. I figured it was Denzel bringing in more gravel based on the direction it came from, so I just kept walking down the wide path that led to the field.

The horn honked a second time and realized it wasn’t the sound of a semi horn, or a dump truck. It sounded completely different.

“What the…”

I watched as something emerged onto the field. Something big, and shaped like… Were my eyes deceiving me? Was I losing it?

Denzel saw me and turned his ridiculous vehicle toward me, then floored it. It didn’t speed up much, but I could hear the roar of the engine. He honked a few more times, then pulled it to a stop next to me.

I ran my hand over the curved yellow fender, and looked up at Denzel. He had the biggest grin I’d ever seen.

“What the hell?” I asked as I looked over the giant vehicle. I had seen it in photos before, but never in person. Damn thing was big.

He left the seat and pushed open the side door, then raced around to me. He was practically bouncing with excitement.

“What do you think?” he asked me.

I stared at the vehicle for a moment, taking it all in. “Is this really what I think it is?”

“Fuck yeah it is,” Denzel said. “I saw it parked there and knew I had to have it.”

I ran my fingers through my hair. “Yeah, but… An Oscar Meyer Wienermobile?”

Denzel threw back his head and laughed. “Yeah!”

I looked at the car, feeling almost in a daze. Yeah, it really was a Wienermobile. The bottom half looked kinda like a hot dog bun and the top had been stylized like a giant frankfurter. It looked like a gigantic rolling hot dog.

“Wait a minute,” I said, turning to Denzel. “You said you saw it parked there. Denzel, did you steal a Wienermobile?”

He shrugged. “I mean, when the driver started chasing me I tossed a backpack out the window. It had like thirty grand in it.”

“You stole a Wienermobile,” I said flatly.

Denzel put his hands on his hips and looked proudly at the rolling sausage. “You damn right I did. And just look at it.”

I wasn’t sure what to even say. It was a damn Wienermobile. A giant rolling hot dog. I mean, it was cool, but we didn’t really need it. Yard art, maybe?

“I’m gonna race this on your track when it’s done,” Denzel said. “One lap, that’s all I ask for. After that we can just park it and laugh every time we see it.

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